Over the years St Andrews have always been a team that built its foundations on the commitment, spirit & good old banter of their players, this probably evident as a big factor in the success last season.

 

However, this year some mysterious forces have descended upon the squad & its effects have been odd to say the least!! After rigorous investigation by various unaffected players the club found the source of the problem…………………………....................................................................................................................... 

 

 

 

THE HERMIT'S CAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Once inside this dark place to our amazement we found two saints squad members curled up in the corner.

 

                                                                  

                                                     Paul O'Connor               Mark Swift 

 

 

When confronted the pair denied such a place even existed, though it seemed as if they had been there for some time & may be delusional. The two could not be persuaded to leave their surroundings so the search party left to review its findings. The club is still confused with the current situation & is trying to resolve matters asap but warn others to stay clear of the claws of the Cave until its powers are understood. However other saint’s members have their own theory on why Swifty has disappeared into the realms of the Cave……..

 

 

                                                   

 

 

Watch this space as the investigation continues..................................................................................................